Sun 13/09/2009 9:58 PM	Come on everyone, we're late for the Bavarian Folk Festival. You know those Germans, if you don't join their party they'll come get ya!
	Tue 30/06/2009 12:36 PM	Upcoming match: Cows On Guard vs F-Trooperz, Tues 30 June 2009 @ 10:00PM AEST
	Mon 29/06/2009 10:02 PM	CG Match: [SUPER]VILLAINS! 13 def. Cows On Guard 11 (COD: MW).
	Mon 29/06/2009 12:28 PM	Upcoming match: Cows On Guard vs [SUPER]VILLAINS!, Mon 29 June 2009 @ 9:00pm AEST
	Mon 29/06/2009 12:16 PM	CG Match: Cows On Guard 23 def. Easy Company 1 (COD: WAW).
	Thu 25/06/2009 6:47 PM	GA Match: Men Of Substance 14 def Cows On Guard 6.
	Fri 12/06/2009 9:51 AM	Upcoming match: Cows On Guard vs Team Ev0lution, Sun 14th, 9:00pm AEST
	Wed 10/06/2009 9:59 PM	CG Match: Cows On Guard 13 def Escaped Mental Patients 11.
	Wed 10/06/2009 8:58 PM	Welcome to CoG's newest member, Shaun Sheep.
	Tue 09/06/2009 10:36 PM	GA Match: Armoured Deployed Personnel 14 def Cows On Guard 6.
	Mon 08/06/2009 10:12 PM	CG Match: BlackWatch 14 def Cows On Guard 10.
	Mon 08/06/2009 6:30 PM	Upcoming match: Cows On Guard vs Armoured Deployed Personnel Tuesday, 9 June 2009 @ 09:00pm AEDT
	Mon 08/06/2009 6:28 PM	Upcoming match: BlackWatch vs Cows On Guard Mon 8th, 8:00pm AEST
	Mon 08/06/2009 3:40 PM	We've got Milk!!